It's nice to see the "this is a matter between Bill Clinton and his wife" argument dredged up and refurbished as "this is a matter between Dick Cheney and the man he shot in the face." If Whittington died, I suppose it would become "this is a matter between Cheney and Harry Whittington's clan, should they choose to seek vengeance." As a libertarian, I can only applaud this new respect for privatization -- I just didn't know there were so many closet anarchists out there.
Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other That's why they wear leather, and Levi's and belts buckled tight There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his brother There's many a cowboy who's more like a lady at night
When I hosted my college radio station's country music show, the best set I ever put together featured Sublette's song back to back with a honky-tonk tune by the lesbian trio Two Nice Girls ("I spent my last ten dollars on birth control and beer/my life was so much simpler when I was sober and queer"). I only wish I'd had a copy handy of "I Love My Fruit," recorded by the Prairie Ramblers under the pseudonym the Sweet Violet Boys. The next time you hear someone credit Ang Lee with introducing the gay cowboy to pop culture, you don't need to dredge up the subtexts of Red River or Bend of the River to make your retort. Just point out that a bunch of guys who liked to wear western getups sang these lyrics way back in 1939:
I am wild about all kinds of berries Black and blue and rasp and straw and red But most of all I like to guzzle cherries And I eat them every night in bed...
I can sing the praises of pistachios And I almost eat them til I bust And I also love pecans and cashews Yes indeedy I sure love my nuts...
I am always hungry for bananas That it almost seems to be a sin They're so good that when I'm all through eating I still love to nibble on the skin
It was Merle Haggard, incidentally, who sang, "There ain't no riding bareback anymore/Ain't no taking chances like before/If you don't agree with me you're out the door/There ain't no riding bareback anymore." Think of it as a public service announcement.